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By Pern

Here is a limerick for Ra

There was a Goa’uld named Ra,
Who ruled all he saw.
Along came Daniel and Jack,
With a nuke in their pack.
The Abydonians all shouted hurrah!

Here is a limerick for Camulus

Camulus was a Goa’uld of power,
Ba'al wanted him in Zero Hour
A powerful man,
He had a plan,
That Ba'al he would make cower.

By Daini

A tribute to the Big Bads:
(based on "It's the Hard Knock Life" from "Annie")

[All]
It's the Big Bad's life for us!
It's the Big Bad's life for us!
[Osiris]
Whumping Daniel just for kicks!
[Ba'al]
Making my sharp knife do tricks!
[All]
It's the Big Bad's life!
Got no souls to speak of, so
It's the only way we know!
[Yu]
Drinking tea while hatching plots
[Hathor]
Thinking vile and lustful thoughts!
[All]
It's the Big Bad's life!

[Nirrti]
Don't you want to experiment on humans?
[Seth]
Don't you want to have many acolytes?
[Tanith]
I've worked my hardest to destroy the Tollans
[Klorel]
We're mighty gods, not lowly parasites!

[All]
All we want is to rule the universe
We don't care if you live or if you die!
You may try, but our plans you will not reverse
[Sokar]
All those who annoy me will be put in Hell to fry!
[All]
Ohhhh!
Lots of cackling life!
Maim and torture life!
Full of evil life!
So deceitful life!

[Camulus]
Other Goa’ulds don't trust in me
A traitor? What's that? Who, me?
[All]
We'll forever plot and scheme!
Of destruction we will dream!
[Evil Daniel]
You're assuming that this is not what I wanted all along!

[All]
When the Tauri come they'll see
How we drive them to their knees!
We will laugh at their weak pleas!
We hate you, foul SGC!
[Apophis]
Jaffa kree!
Kill shol’vas!
I said Jaffa kree!

[All]
It's the Big Bad's life for us
It's the Big Bad's life for us
We'll forever plot and scheme
Of destruction we will dream
It's the Big Bad's life
It's the Big Bad's life
It's the Big Bad's life!

To the tune of "I Think We're Alone Now"

Jaffa invade
When the Goa’uld come in their mother ships
They're looking for hosts
They won't leave without
And so we're

Running just as fast as we can
Holding onto one another's hand
Trying to get away, away from the snake
But then it goes into your throat
And then your voice gets really deep
And then I say

I think you're a Goa’uld now
The glowing of your eyes is a great big clue
I think you're a Goa’uld now
I better run away so I'm not one too

But look at the way
You get to whump Daniel Jackson
And, oh, when you say
To the Jaffa "kree," and so I'm

Running just as fast as I can
Can't wait to have a ribbon on my hand
I'm running to get to it, get to the snake
And then it goes into my throat
And then my voice gets really deep
And then I say

I think I'm a Goa’uld now
I want to maim and kill everyone in town
I think I'm a Goa’uld now
Now what I really need is a gaudy gown

I think I'm a Goa’uld now
You all will bow to me and do what I say
I think I'm a Goa’uld now
I'm going to have such fun in so many ways

I think I'm a Goa’uld now ...

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