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Dr. Daniel Jackson Appreciation Month

 

Daniel Poems
and Filks

By Ellie

Daniel’s ascending to another plane
I see the glowing lights, taking away his pain
Oh and, I swear I saw Daniel saying goodbye
God it looked like Daniel, must be the tears in my eyes

He said this journey is his and he must go on
Where Daniel is going now, he must go on all alone,
Oh and he should know, we’ve hurt him enough
Lord I miss Daniel, oh I miss him so much.

Oh, Daniel my brother you are braver than me
Do you still feel the pain of the scars that won't heal
Your eyes have died but you see more than I
Daniel you're a star in the face of the sky

Daniel’s ascending to another plane
I see the glowing lights, taking away his pain
Oh and, I swear I saw Daniel saying goodbye
God it looked like Daniel, must be the tears in my eyes
Oh God it looks like Daniel, must be the tears in my eyes

Elton John again..

Blue eyes
Danny's got, blue eyes
Like a deep blue sea
On a blue, blue day
Blue eyes,
Danny's got blue eyes
When the morning comes
I'll be far away
And I say

Blue eyes
Holding back the tears
Holding back the pain
Danny's got blue eyes
And he's alone again

Blue eyes
Danny's got, blue eyes
Like a clear blue sky
Watching over me
Blue eyes
I love blue eyes
When I'm by his side
Where I long to be
I will see

Blue eyes laughing in the sun
Laughing in the rain
Danny's got blue eyes
And I am home, and I am home again

To the tune of Desperado by the Eagles.

Archaeologist, why don't you come to your senses?
You been cleaning your lenses, for so long now
Oh, you're a cute one and I know that you got your reasons
But the things that are pleasing you
Have hurt you somehow

Don't go near the queen of Hathor, boy
She'll snake you if she's able,
You know the Jack of Hearts is always your best bet
Now it seems to me, some fine things
Have been laid upon your table
But you only want the ones that you can't get

Archaeologist, oh, you ain't getting no younger
Your pain and your hunger, they're driving you on
And freedom, oh freedom well, that's just some people talking
Your prison is walking through this world all alone

Don't your feet get cold in the winter time?
The sky won't snow and the sun won't shine
It's hard to tell the night time from the day
You're losing all your highs and lows
Ain't it funny how the feeling goes away?

Archaeologist, why don't you come to your senses?
Look hard through your lenses, you opened the gate
It may be raining, but there's a rainbow above you
You better let somebody love you, before it's too late

With sincere apologies to Paul Simon, to the tune of Kodachrome.

When I think back
On all the Budge they taught in high school
It's a wonder I translate at all
And though this lack of education
Hasn't hurt me none
I can read the writing on the wall

Go -a - oo-oo-uld
It’s written in bright gold colours
Writing our myths and legends
That makes you think all, of the Tauri are slaves, oh yeah!
I got my SGC backup
I love to take a false god down
So Colonel please, just blow this Goa’uld away

If you took all the tongues I learned
Going through the Stargate
And put them all together in one book
I know the N I D
Would stop the publication
Jack would shoot you for just one look.

Go -a - oo-oo-uld
It’s written in bright gold colours
Writing our myths and legends
That makes you think all, of the Tauri are slaves, oh yeah!
I got my SGC backup
I love to take a false god down
So Colonel please, just blow this Goa’uld away

Colonel please, won’t you blow this Goa’uld away

Colonel please, won’t you blow this Goa’uld away

Colonel please, won’t you blow this Goa’uld away

Don McLean - Vincent.

Event horizon blue,
Starts your journey through the gate
Begin the travels to your fate
Your eyes will know the darkness in your soul
With friends who make you laugh
Sketch the words and pictographs
Capture forms with photographs
In colours of a far off alien world

Now I understand what you tried to say to me
How you suffered for you sanity
How you tried to set them free
They would not listen they did not know how,
perhaps they'll listen now

Event horizon blue
Flaming ships that brightly blaze
Comrades fall in violet haze
Reflecting Daniel’s eyes of chine blue
Colours changing hue,
Challenge those who rule by pain
Bring down those who wound and maim
And sooth the ones who need beneath your loving hand

But they did not love you,
Yet still your love was true
And when no hope was left in sight,
A true Ascended light
Came for your soul as angels often do,
But I could have told you, Daniel,
This world was never meant
For one as beautiful as you

Event Horizon Blue,
Footsteps eco down the halls
Friends who listen for your calls
Their eyes will watch the world but can't forget.
Like the strangers that you've met,
The ragged ones in ragged clothes
This silver soul, this bloody rose,
Lies crushed and broken on the virgin snow

Now I think I know
What you tried to say to me
How you suffered for you sanity
How you tried to set them free
They would not listen they're not listening still
Perhaps they never will?

 

By Pern_Lady583

To I'm a little tea pot

I'm an archaeologist, Big and buff
I have blues eyes, and lots of scruff
When I get all steamed up, hear the girls pout
Rip the shirt off and make us shout

To the tune of On Top Of Old Smoky.

On top of the Goa'uld, all covered with sweat,
Danny was a fighting, to save his team.

They rolled off the mesa, and down the hill,
And then our buff Danny, rolled into the rill.

They floated down the rill, and into a stream,
And then our buff Danny was totally supreme.

The team was as happy, as happy could be,
And the next season more Danny you can see!

The Danny will be all covered, all covered in camo,
watching all those muscles, lets uncover them now!

So if you have Dan Jackson, all covered with sweat,
Don't hold him to tight, for the Goa’uld he must fight.

My Favorite Things from the Sound of Music

Sunlight on long hair and whiskers unshaven
Muscle filled shirts that can send me to heaven
Whomped, bruised and beaten and tied up with strings
These are a few of my favorite things

Cream colored sweaters and sexy slim hips
Blue eyes and sweet lips
Arms bulging with biceps
A body that make me feel like I have wings
These are a few of my favorite things

Dewdrops on eyelashes, glowing white angels
Star gate to travel, explore and find bangles
Muscles galore that make me want to sing
These are a few of my favorite things

When the Goa’uld fight
When the bug stings
When I'm feeling sad
I simply remember my favorite things
And then I don't feel ... so bad

to the tune of: The Mary Tyler Moore Show theme song

Who can turn the girls on with his smile?
Who can take a nothing day, and suddenly make it all seem worthwhile?

Well it's you Dan, and you should know it,
With each glance and every little movement you show it

Friends are all around, the team can do it,
You can have a team, they help you do it,
They're your team one and all,
They're your team one and all.
How could you make it on your own?

This world is awfully big, Dan this time you're not alone
But it's time you started living,
It's time you let someone else do some giving.

Friends are all around, the team can do it,
You can have a team, they help you do it,
They're your team one and all.

To the tune of Row Row Row your Boat

Rock Rock Rock my world
Daniel is a dream
Brawny, Brawny, Brawny
The man will make you cream

To I wish I was an Oscar Meyer weener

Oh I wish I was a black muscle sh'irt
That is what I truly want to be'e'e
Cause if I was a black muscle sh'irt
Buff Daniel would be inside of me'e'e

To the Amour Hot Dog Commercial

Jackson, Daniel Jackson
What do we love about Daniel Jackson
Buff Dan, sexy Dan, Dan who goes through gate,
Tough Dan, snarky Dan, even Dan so passionate
Love Jackson, Daniel Jackson
The Dan we'd love to sate

To the tune of the Flintstones:

Jackson, meet Dan Jackson.
He's a master of archeology.

From the land of Terra,
He's a man who will make history.

Let's slide with the team through the gate,
To see what mysteries will await.

When your with Dan Jackson
You'll have a yabba dabba do time.
A dabb-a-doo time.
You'll have a good old time.

To the Tune of George of the Jungle

Dan, Dan, Dan of the Tauri
Brave as he is bold. (Ahhhhhh) Watch out for
those Goa’uld!

Dan, Dan, Dan of the Tauri
Works to save the world. (Ahhhhhh) Watch out for
those Goa’uld!

When the Goa’uld cause distress, or try to possess

he goes to battle the Goa’uld to suppress

Then away he goes traveling through the gate
with Jack, Teal'c and Sam more Goa’uld do await

Well ... Dan, Dan, Dan of the Tauri
a site to behold, Watch out for those ...
Goa’uld!

To the tune of :Tie a Yellow Ribbon

I'm descending now it wasn't my time
There are still things I need to change, to make it fine
I want to make a difference
The galaxy to set free
Team is my preference
Can I still be meeeee
Can the team find meeeee

Whoa, find a Daniel nek'kid with no memory
It's been one long year
Oh, yes please find me
I'm alone and nek'kid with no memory
Come through the gate
Don't make me wait
My team please find me
You can find a Daniel Nek'kid 'round the lost city.

SG one please look for me
cause I desperately need you to find me
I'm lonely here in limbo
And my team, they hold the key
A lonely Daniel Nek'kid, the team to set free
A tablet told them please

Whoa, find a Daniel nek'kid with no memory
It's been one long year
Oh, yes please find me
I'm alone and nek'kid with no memory
Come through the gate
Don't make me wait
My team please find me
You can find a Daniel Nek'kid 'round the lost city.

Now the whole Damn team is cheering!
And they can't believe they see,
A lonely Daniel nek'kid 'round the lost city.

to the theme of the Spiderman Cartoon

Danielman, Danielman,
Does whatever a hero can,
Totes a gun, any size
shoots down Goa’uld just like flies
Look Out! Here comes the Danielman

Is he strong? Listen now
He's got muscles oh yeah! WOW!
He can go, through the gate
The Goa'uld menace to abate
Hey, there, there goes the Danielman.

In the heat of fight
on a Goa’uld home world
with a show of might
The Goa’uld he un-furled

Dainelman, Danielman
Sexy Tauri Danielman
Wealth and fame
He's ignored,
Action is his reward.
To him, life is a great adventure
Where ever there's an adventure,
You'll find the Danielman.

the tune of BAD MOON RISING

I see the sexy eyes of blue.
I see a man who knows his way.
I see sexy sweaty sinew.
I see muscle shirts today.

So make ready to fight.
You're bound to save some lives.
There's a bad Goa’uld on the rise.

I hear the need for a hero.
I know the day is coming soon.
I fear the Goa’uld pharaoh.
I hear its voice of rage and ruin.

So make ready to fight.
You're bound to save some lives.
There's a bad Goa’uld on the rise.
All right!

Hope you got your power ba'ars.
Hope you are prepared to survive.
looks like we are going to the sta'ars
Time to make the gould take a dive.

So make ready to fight.
You're bound to save some lives.
There's a bad Goa’uld on the rise.

So make ready to fight.
You're bound to save some lives.
There's a bad Goa’uld on the rise.

To I am Woman

I am Daniel, hear me roar
With muscles too big to ignore
And I know the Earth will need me to defend
Cause the Goa'uld have come here before
And I've been dead there on the floor
No ones going to shoot me dead again

Oh yes, I am buff
But its a strength born of pain
Yes, I've paid the price
But look how much I gained
If I have to, I can do anything
I am strong,
I am invincible
I am Daniel

You can whump but never break me
Cause it only invigorates me
To eliminate the Goa’uld is my final goal
And I come back even stronger
Not an outsider any longer
Cause you've deepened the conviction in my soul

Oh yes, I am buff
But its a strength born of pain
Yes, I've paid the price
But look how much I gained
If I have to, I can do anything
I am strong,
I am invincible
I am Daniel

I am Daniel watch me flex
See my abs, delts and pecs
As I spread terror all through Goa’uld land
But I'm still a fellow
With a long long way to go
Until the Goa’uld I have unmanned

Oh yes, I am buff
But its a strength born of pain
Yes, I've paid the price
But look how much I gained
If I have to, I can do anything
I am strong,
I am invincible
I am Daniel
Oh, I am Daniel
I am invincible
I am strong

I am Daniel
I am invincible
I am strong
I am Daniel

To the tune of Baa Baa Black Sheep.

Drool, drool, black shirt,
your very cool,
Muscles, muscles,
Make you full.

One for the work out,
One for the game,
And one for the little girl,
Who lives down the lane.

Drool, drool, black shirt,
you’re very cool,
Muscles, muscles,
Make you full.

To the tune of ~ Pop Goes the Weasel

Round and round the Stargate
The Goa’uld chased the Daniel,
The Goa’uld thought 'twas so much fun
ZAT! goes the Daniel.

A zat gun for a Daniel Jackson
A zat gun for a Goa’uld
that's the way the battle goes,
ZAT! Goes the Daniel.

A muscle shirt on deltoids buff,
A muscle shirt on Daniel.
Tone them up and make him tough,
ZAT! Goes the Daniel.

Up and down the action goes,
To and fro they wrangle,
That’s the way battle goes,
ZAT! Goes the Daniel.

Got no time to plead and pine,
Got no time to wheedle,
Shoot him quick and then he's gone
ZAT! Goes the Daniel.

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