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Sam Carter Poems |
By Pern
To
the Tune of Armor Hot Dog Commercial:
Carter, Sam Carter
What do we love about Sam Carter
Smart Sam, Captain Sam, Sam in many ways
Tough Sam, Major Sam, all the things Sam conveys
Love Carter, Sam Carter
The Sam we love to watch!
Loosely
to the tune of the old TV show Flipper,
Everyone loves Carter of the Tauri,
Ever so fierce and resourceful is she,
Fighting she will when the Goa’uld appear,
Oh, how they scream when she's near!
They call her Captain, Major, Colonel and Doctor,
No-one you see, is smarter than she,
And we know Samantha, lives in a galaxy of wonder
Fighting the Goa’uld, for all to see!
Everyone loves Carter of the Tauri,
Ever so fierce and resourceful is she,
Fighting she will when the Goa’uld appear,
Oh, how they scream when she's near!
They call her Captain, Major, Colonel and Doctor,
No-one you see, is smarter than she,
And we know Samantha, lives in a galaxy of wonder
Fighting the Goa’uld, for all to see!
To
the tune of Spiderman:
Captain Sam, Major Sam
Does what ever a soldier can
Fires a gun, any size,
Takes out Goa’uld just like flies,
Look out! here come the Air Force Sam.
Is she smart, listen now
She's a scientist, but not high brow.
Can she solve the mystery
Just look at her history
hey, There, There goes the Air Force Sam.
In the Heat of fight
At the scene of a battle
Like a beam of light
The Goa’uld she does rattle.
Captain Sam, Major Sam
Wonderful Air Force officer Sam
Wealth and fame
she's ignored, action is her reward.
To her, life is a great equation
Whenever there's a question you'll find Air Force Sam.
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